I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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