It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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