do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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