# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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