Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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