fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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