Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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