He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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