I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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