He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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