Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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