North Korea, Best Korea!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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