just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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