Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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