ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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