Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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