you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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