is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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