You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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