its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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