Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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