remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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