can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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