some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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