Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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