do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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