What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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