I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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