Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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