: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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