so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and you said cock pushups were impossible
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
this will be a night to untag.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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