For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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