Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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