I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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