Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
This is the high leading the old right now
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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