i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
