brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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