Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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