plz talk dirty to me
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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