Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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