I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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