dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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