just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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