with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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