had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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