erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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