So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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