Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
What a dumb baby whore.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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