Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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