I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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