he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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