i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
why do cheetos always look like penises
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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