Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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