Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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