weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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