I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I need to calm my uterus...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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