I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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