remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
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I don't think brook has ever known best
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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