White coat. Heels.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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