How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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